Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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