Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
