is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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