This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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