Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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