Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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