Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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