16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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