is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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