ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
porn star boner night. come get it.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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