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• (248): View more from Michigan

  whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?

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  be more specific...?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Dude, just got a bummer.

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  What??

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  A blow job from a homeless chick.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts

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  too late i think im gettin a gcui

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• (516): View more from New York

  Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I wasn't that gone.

  (361): View more from Texas

  Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.

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