I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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