Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
So apparently I’m into choking now
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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