I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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