Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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