I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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