Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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