Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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