why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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