Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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