Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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