Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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