I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
