we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I am never drinking with the goths again.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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