Grow some girl-balls and come out already
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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