butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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