we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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