so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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