My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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