I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Do vagina's smell?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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