yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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