im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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