I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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