He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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