Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i will never coherently bang her
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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