dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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