Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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