well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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