We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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