I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Be still, my beating vagina.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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