I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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