Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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