he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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