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i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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