she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just found a bag of teeth...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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