I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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