her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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