I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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