After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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