Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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